The most magical thing about David Blaine is that people don’t seem to mind that he’s a total creeper.
Sometimes late at night when I’m lying in bed and I’m too lazy to change the channel from Nickelodeon or some shit because I’m just about to doze off, I legitimately imagine this is the dialog I’m hearing.
You can just consider this an extension of my previous Carl Grimes poster.
Happy New Year!
Now everybody be cool! Sit back and watch a marathon of the greatest show to ever air on American television, The Twilight Zone.