Close-Up

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Empty

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Squirrel Brothers

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RIP Tori Amos’ Original Face

AAAAUGH! What in the hell have you done, Tori Amos!?? Now she looks like one of those creepy plastic Christmas elves from the 1950s (see above)!

Nightmares are made of this.

Everyone’s jealous of the Ice King’s ghost pouch.

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“I Love Hot Chocolate” Face!

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Is that Pedobear’s cousin?

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Joker pudding face.

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I don’t care how “perky” your breasts are, you shouldn’t be making that face while eating Chinese food.

(Taken with Instagram at Princeton‑Plainsboro Teaching Hospital)

As night replaces day, the ghosts come out to play.

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My nephew carved his own Jack-O-Lantern this year. Not too shabby!

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I’ve seen that face before. There’s not much you can say or do. Playing dead won’t help you either.

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