LL Cool J helped Brad Paisley make a terrible country song. I drew him with my eyes closed.

Amanda Bynes wants rapper Drake to murder her vagina. I drew her with my eyes closed.

This is an experiment to see if Olivier Sarkozy kissing his girlfriend Mary-Kate Olsen is more or less creepy when I add Michelle Tanner’s dialog from Full House.

ELMO IS INNOCENT! HOORAY!!!!

You’ve still got it, Dermot Mulroney! Whatever “it” is.

(Taken with Instagram)

Empty

(Taken with Instagram)

I wonder how many people ignored links, tweets & statuses that read “Whitney is dead” because they thought it was the shitty NBC show.

RIP Whitney Houston.

Cokie Monster by Trevor Pitt

RIP Whitney Houston (1963-2012). You were quite the fun subject to draw. You shall be missed.

RIP Tori Amos’ Original Face

AAAAUGH! What in the hell have you done, Tori Amos!?? Now she looks like one of those creepy plastic Christmas elves from the 1950s (see above)!

Nightmares are made of this.

Worst finishing move…EVER!

Damn, we were so close in 2011.

FIXED. You’re welcome Steven Tyler (and the rest of the seeing world).

One of Katy Perry’s boobs divorced her. Can you guess which one?

Hint: It’s REALLY hairy and unsightly.

Get out of my head, you super cute Sorceress!!