Happy New Year, you filthy animals. 2014 is already disgusting.
My parents are the most amazing Christmas gift givers. I learn so much from them.
Thanks, Mom and Dad.
"Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear. Now, fill me with hot cocoa."
Happy National Hot Cocoa Day!
The most magical thing about David Blaine is that people don’t seem to mind that he’s a total creeper.
"Calling Baby Ian! Calling Baby Ian! This is the Chief at HQ, come in, Ian! Flattop Jones and Machine Gun Eddie spotted at the unloading dock on Steel Street and River Avenue! Proceed with caution."
It’s National Young Readers Week!
Crack a book and start reading kids, China is lapping us.
FYI: Those are my personal recommendations for cool kids to read.