The blog needs a little bounce.

Okay, Cousin Aly needed a little help, but she managed to toss down a few petals. (at Black Run Farm)

Cousin Alysandra…cutest Flower Girl…EVER! (at Black Run Farm)

Congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. Dustin Baker. Welcome to the family, Brandi!

Despite popular belief, we do not require new family members to drink water drawn from the Ohio River. At least not anymore. (at Black Run Farm)

‘Tis but a scratch.

Life In Your 20s vs. 30s

EXTREMELY ACCURATE.

Now excuse me while I go take a nap*.

*Being in your Thirties is awesome.

This is Reds country!

My family and I spent Memorial Day watching the Cincinnati Reds defeat the Cleveland Indians on television. Then my nephews wanted to make baseball cards*.

*Yes, they both wanted to be #11.

When it comes to women, NOTHING ever goes as planned. So, don’t ever make any plans. Your life is now simplified.

Enjoy.

Sometimes late at night when I’m lying in bed and I’m too lazy to change the channel from Nickelodeon or some shit because I’m just about to doze off, I legitimately imagine this is the dialog I’m hearing.

I got my hands on an early XBox One prototype! Everyone’s gonna be super jealous.

Rare photo of Daft Punk without their helmets on.

Settle down, Horse Boy.

Happy Mother’s Day to my awesome Mom!

(She doesn’t allow current photos of herself on the internet[s], but fortunately I have an artist’s rendition for you)